ymirsbian:

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memewhore:

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smallestdogswilldie:

i look pretty today so im undiagnosing myself

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toastpotent:

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hailkingcheeto:

bretzkysbs:

It looks pissed

Enderman

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kitty:

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alsafysh:

animal crossing getting wild

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macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

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no1mintharadefender asked: 

honk?

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ukulelekatie:

(Y)

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inthefallofasparrow:

Is the implication here that:

a) Kermit has worked with him so long, he should know Gonzo has no dignity

b) Gonzo has worked with Kermit this long, only because he has no dignity

c) Gonzo has no dignity as a result of how long he has worked with Kermit

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lasshoe:

my calculator app is putting in some work today

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kitty:

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sarenderpity:

sarenderpity:

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

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